wizard-council-bureaucrat:

doccywhomst:

ok i just wanna check something…. reblog if you’ve never watched/opened tumblr live

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

hatchetfield-scarecrow:

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

juliuscaesarofficial:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

lifeisexhausting891:

dazzleyourmindseye:

calico-and-lace:

prose-n-scripts:

so I go to animation school now

please unmute this

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

What did the people of Tumblr ever do to deserve this

We are not worthy

wild-west-wind:

entguarde:

anistarrose:

I think Tumblr should simply gamify reporting spambots for its users and give a day of free crabs to whoever (correctly) reports the most

whack-a-bot

For every ten verifiable bots reported, a random original post of yours will be blazed. You do not get to choose which.

lesbiantiana:

witches in old fairytales had the right idea. living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage they’re like “maybe I’ll give you a magical token to help you out. maybe I’ll fuck up your entire life. depends :)”

ttongchan:

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

random-chaos-thoughts:

timelordsandkittens:

neil-gaiman:

withhorses:

I loved this exchange so much, I just spent a stupid amount of time turning it into a mediocre graphic. Neil, you complete me.

I love living in a world where I write something on Tumblr and the following day it’s an excellent graphic. Thank you!

You know what, I’m going to put this quote on my blog as many times as I want.

Neil Gaiman is my hero.

I love living in a world where you post anything relates to neil gaiman on tumblr and in the next few hours he found and commented on the post with the same unhinged love for this website as we have

nudityandnerdery:

ishouldbeontheenterprise:

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

ernmark:

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

demongoth:

gay klingons:

lesbian klingons:

demongoth:

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

Bisexual Klingons:

all-hail-the-rx-ft500:

banger tweet from mr. goats this afternoon